Presnall Guitars Stimulus Plan!
People seem to be all about stimulus plans these days, and Presnall Guitars, being ever on the forefront of human, avian, and bovine (long story) needs, has decided to jump on the bandwagon and offer a stimulus package as well. And since it’s always a good idea to emulate something that’s working, I’ll just emulate big government right? But seriously, I’m going to stimulate your personal economy by reducing the base price of a Presnall guitar by $1300.00. Yes, O-N-E T-H-O-U-S-A-N-D-T-H-R-E-E-H-U-N-D-R-E-D! Why, you ask? Well, the answer is simply this – in better economic times, folks were buying Presnall guitars at the higher price. Now, they’re not! Now, since the quality, tone, and playability of a Presnall instrument hasn’t changed I must assume that in the current economy, the base price is the deterring factor in regards to why folks aren’t able to purchase Presnall guitars. So, it’s a fine time to consider your dream instrument. Dream, daydream, (a great way to pass time in class or boring board meetings), sketch, window shop, muse, pontificate, do whatever you do. Get your dream guitar in your head! Consider how awesome it would be to have your dream guitar at a price you never thought could be possible! Like, man…I dreamed last night I got a Presnall guitar just like I wanted it, and for only $ONETHOUSANDTHREEHUNDREDDOLLARSOFFTHEOLDBASEPRICE! And then the alarm went off and I woke up, and THEN I realized it wasn’t just a dream! Okay, well it WAS a dream, but the DREAM WAS A REALITY! Larry actually has dropped his base price by ONETHOUSANDTHREEHUNDREDDOLLARS!!!!!! And then you are a happy guy or girl! You go through your week with a spring in your step, a song in your voice, joy in your heart! Your dream guitar is within your grasp! It’s better than winning the lottery! (Is too! No one’s going to take half your guitar in taxes!). Anyway, you get the point by now. Dream up your guitar, call or email, we’ll talk, and I’ll build your dream guitar for you!
DISCLAIMER: Do not daydream while driving, operating heavy machinery, or controlling air traffic.
